When the city of Rexburg lost power earlier today, many were confused, but none so much as the residents of Willows 513. The girls woke up, realized that the power was out and began to panic.
“We woke up, realized that the power was out and began to panic,” said Amy Daniels. “We thought it was the beginning of the snowpocalypse.”
Madison McGarrity was the first victim of this so-called snowpocalypse. Fearing that the food in their two refrigerators would quickly spoil without power, the girls decided to take extreme measures.
“When you’re in a situation like that, you’re not thinking about the longterm consequences; you’re just trying to stay alive. Nobody can understand what we went through in those three hours without electricity,” said Heather Anderson.
After a heated round of Eenie-Meenie-Miny-Mo, McGarrity was chosen to be sacrificed.
“She was totes calm about it. She said she would rather be dead than live in a world without the internet,” said roommate, Emily Southerland. “Ain’t no party like a Donner Party.”
Officials are desperately trying to curb the backlash of the power outage to prevent other such tragedies.