Wreck the Halls

LOS ANGELES- Critics are calling Miley Cyrus’s new Christmas album, “the worst ever.”

“It’s the worst in so many regards,” said singer William Hung, “Besides being her worst album to date, it’s also just the worst Christmas album ever released.”

The “Wreck the Halls” album came smashing into stores yesterday to the surprise of many. Songs like “Twerking Around the Christmas Tree” and “Have Yourself a Merry Little Cyrus” have caused some to question Cyrus’s true intent.

“I don’t think she even really cares about Christmas,” said Mike O’Brien. “This is the worst mistake she’s made since leaving Disney. I think I’m done listening to Miley.”

The final song on the track list, “Feliz, Not My Dad” appears to present the resentment that Cyrus is feeling not only from her fans but also from her disgruntled father, Billy Ray Cyrus. Mr. Cyrus was unavailable for comment.


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