Church Releases “Millennials’ Edition” Book of Mormon

SALT LAKE CITY- In an attempt to appeal to the rising generation, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Continue reading →

Man Sentenced to Death After Skirmish in LDS Temple

SALT LAKE CITY- Following a brawl in the Salt Lake temple, the longtime disturber of the peace, 33-year-old Joshua Hamashiach, was Continue reading →

10 Things You Need to Know About Dating in Rexburg

The first thing anyone needs to know before dating in Rexburg is that it is cold. No, not like I-think-I’ll-wear-a-jacket-today Continue reading →

Spiritual Student Has an Uncle Who’s a GA

REXBURG- A trusted source just confirmed that the extremely spiritual Anthony Gardner is actually related to a General Authority. The Continue reading →

Kim B. Worried About President Gilbert’s First Day of School

REXBURG- Tears flow freely as Kim B. Clark watches his successor, Clark Gilbert, pack up his sack lunch and get Continue reading →

Devo Now “Too Mainstream” for Spiritual Hipsters

REXBURG– The weekly devotional broadcast is a hidden treasure in the underground spiritual scene at BYU-Idaho. Housed in the private venue of Continue reading →

President Clark to Hide Horcruxes Before Retirement

REXBURG- Just two days after completing his goal to read the entire Harry Potter series, BYU-I president, Kim Clark announced Continue reading →

LDS Church Now On Tinder

SALT LAKE CITY- In an attempt to counter the rising number of young people leaving the faith, The Church of Continue reading →